Since this contest began, I have slowly and gradually developed significant memory loss.

I CAN'T REMEMBER not eating breakfast
I CAN'T REMEMBER drinking a beer
I CAN'T REMEMBER eating chicken wings
I CAN'T REMEMBER walking out the door without my gym bag
I CAN'T REMEMBER touching the salt shaker
I CAN'T REMEMBER touching the butter dish
I CAN'T REMEMBER where the mayonnaise is
I CAN'T REMEMBER eating a salad without oil & vinegar
I CAN'T REMEMBER using a frying pan
I CAN'T REMEMBER eating a piece of candy

What's wrong with me?